Welcome to “Project: Smaller A$$ – The Fitness Fiasco,” where my squats are a hot mess, my salads are questionable, and my sense of humor is the only thing keeping me off the couch. From sweaty gym confessions to that awkward moment when I’m caught stuffing doughnuts in my face, you’ll witness the unfiltered ups and downs of my quest for a healthier me—one squat and one ‘maybe I’ll skip dessert’ at a time.

Blog coming soon!

As of April 16, 2025, this page is still loading—unlike my barbell, which I swear I’m totally lifting right now. If you notice a glaring lack of sweaty selfies or ranty workout posts, feel free to call me out. Accountability’s half the battle… and the other half is talking myself out of second helpings.